Here are the recent updates for Shlomi Fish’s Homepage.
Buffy - a Few Good Slayers is a new Buffy fanfic screenplay based in a forked branch of the Buffyverse.
[ Text on the screen: Sunnydale High School Orientation Day ; Sunnydale ; California
First few chords of Miley Cyrus’ “Party In The U.S.A”. Rebecca “Becky” Shepherd is shown walking in the high school lobby listening to the song playing from her smartphone that is tucked on her belt. She is wearing a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic shirt, and has a name tag that reads "Rebecca Shepherd (Slayer)". ]
Cliff: Yo, Brony girl, stop!
Becky: Hey, sorry for not paying attention [she pauses the music]. What’s up?
Cliff: Chankey here [points at Chankey] and I are looking for a slayer to complete our team. You don’t seem exactly like slayer-material, but since all the other slayers we talked with were taken, I guess we should settle on you.
[ Becky smiles. ]
Becky: Sure, I’d love to be team with you. Let’s register.
[ She uses her smartphone to register. ]
Becky: OK, done.
Chankey: [in an English accent] Smashing!
Becky: Chankey, is it? Are you British?
Chankey: Yes, Miss Shepherd.
Becky: “Becky” please.
Chankey: Yes, well, I am of Indian descent and carry an Indian name. I have photographic memory, and did extremely well in my studies. I was supposed to start studying in Harrow School (the notorious public school, or what you Americans will call a “private school”) because I had many friends there, but then became aware of some demonic activity in Greater London, and was indoctrinated as a watcher-wannabe here.
Chankey: I don’t have any friends here.
Becky: [Grabbing his hand.] I’m sure you’ll make some.
Summer Glau does not have to hurt you if she doesn't want to. Chuck Norris kills everyone in sight.
Summer Glau can lead a horse to water, and then it will drink out of its own volition.
Some photos were also added to the facts pages to spice them up.
There’s a new feature about “Emma Watson getting interviewed for a software developer job”.
How to Get Help Online is a new feature about where and how to get help online. It has a 2014 edition.
There are now EPUB versions of the screenplays for free and direct downloading or viewing. Share and enjoy!
I added the section about Rindolf “Aim Very High” Hitlower:
Not only is Rindolf an evil Reindeer but he is the notorious insane tyrant and mass-murderer, Rindolf “Aim Very High” Hitlower. As you may have guessed, people said that my nickname “Rindolf” reminded them of “Adolf Hitler”, and even though I was offended by it for a long time, I eventually decided to take it to my advantage too. Recently (Late June, 2014) I’ve told people that I decided that in my personal and professional life, I will aim very high in the hope that I will hit the aim or perhaps a little lower, and so settled on this nickname.